Top 10 Ways How to Convince Your Wife a Trip to World Ag Expo is a Vacation
02 Thursday Feb 2012
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So your wife isn’t thinking a trip to Tulare, California for the World Ag Expo is her idea of a vacation? Try these tips by Brian Lantzky owner of Hei-Bri Jerseys in Hawkeye, Iowa! If these tips don’t work well, you can find Brian on Twitter here or you can comment on his dairies facebook page here!
- There is no kitchen in the hotel room
- We will let the waitress fetch the beer
- When I say “What’s for dinner” it means picking a restaurant
- You don’t have to do the laundry until we get home – just pack it in the suitcase
- Those bags full of info I make you carry are way lighter than what you usually carry
- We will leave the kids at home – only have to babysit me
- You don’t have to get up early to wake me up early
- Snag it, bag it and drag it – its a workout and shopping
- Closest we will get to being at the beach in a long time
- You don’t need to dress up or do makeup, I’m not going to notice you anyways with all that cool stuff
Hope this help you out and looking forward to seeing you at the World Ag Expo February 14, 15 & 16 2012!!! We are going to be outside on the NE corner of the Farm Credit Dairy Center Booth number DX45! Good LUCK!
8 comments
February 3, 2012 at 7:22 pm
LOL! Wish I could be there to see how well this top 10 works for folks!
February 3, 2012 at 7:54 pm
I have a feeling the people that try this won’t be there!
February 6, 2012 at 7:36 am
I’m sold. You’re such a considerate husband, must be the envy of all the wives.
February 6, 2012 at 7:56 am
Good Judi! Your husband has it great! I’d say you are in the top 1% farm wives club!
February 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Sadly, Brian will be unable to attend WAE12. The mobility of a full body cast is making the trip too difficult.
February 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm
LOL, Mike! It’s going to be a rough week for Brian! Good thing you were smarter!
March 23, 2012 at 7:46 am
Catching up on your blog… So I’m late on this, but really?!?!
“You don’t have to do the laundry until we get home – just pack it in the suitcase”
I think you might fare better in the future if you said “I’ll take care of it when we get home.” Just sayin’…
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March 23, 2012 at 9:48 am
Thanks for stopping by! Let’s just say that Brian didn’t show up to the farm show!